July302014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via demi-is-mynightingale)

1PM

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: merlinstahp, via demi-is-mynightingale)

1PM

otterly-sherlocked:

Everything about this movie is gold

(Source: stilinskiscotts, via demi-is-mynightingale)

1PM
1PM

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via demi-is-mynightingale)

July262014
  • teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
  • me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
2AM
  • Romeo: i mean it's crazy
  • Mercutio: what?
  • Romeo: we finish each other's
  • Mercutio: Capulets!
  • Romeo: that's who i was gonna slay!
2AM

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via hauntingthesestreets)

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